Japanese Yoshi’s Story soundtrack CD.
Me: *looking through the Mario merchandise at a store*
Employee: Can I help you with anything?
Me: No thank you. I’m just Bowsing
Me: *looking through the Mario merchandise at a store*
Employee: Can I help you with anything?
Me: No thank you. I’m just Bowsing
Me: *looking through the Mario merchandise at a store*
Employee: Can I help you with anything?
Me: No thank you. I’m just Bowsing
My Pokemon Direct prediction:
“Happy #Pokemon20! Japan is going to get every event ever, and we’re annoucing a new line of Japan-only merchandise! The classic games are coming out worldwide, so you all have no right to complain. Oh, we might make a new game soon, but we’re not going to confirm anything because we like torturing our fanbase even though we all know Z will be coming soon.”
gamefreak makes good games but i have little to no faith in them when it comes to them interacting with their fanbase, especially the fanbase outside of Japan
anybody, ever: do you have children?
me, pulling pictures of my Pikachu out of my wallet: yes



my son gave me a rock. i feel so blessed
he’s litler than Pikachu or Eevee and he cannot evolve in LG either

